My sister Mariah sent me this email... I laughed and laughed and laughed. I hope nobody finds them offensive...
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? Ummm…what happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
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Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!" Just sayin'...
Sincerely, Google
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Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids:
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
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Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a pain.
Sincerely, The Titanic
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Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
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Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
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Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
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Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?!?! I said I hate JUICE!!
Sincerely, Adolph Hitler
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Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
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Dear Americans,
I'm sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits.
Sincerely, Canadians
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Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
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Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
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Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish dudes invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans
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Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
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Dear Twihards,
If he sparkles, he's probably one of ours.
Sincerely, Gay Men Of America
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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
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Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely, Dr. Pepper