1. I don't care one single iota that Michael Jackson died. I know he was a music legend... yada yada yada... still don't care. I'm sure that makes me a bad person on some level. The cynical part of me says "Hoooray one less pervert in the world"... my other sides says "Don't judge... its none of your business... God will sort it out". Sometimes I hate that cynical me fights so much with my "trying to be a good person" side... because honestly I would be a much better person if I didn't listen to cynical me so much.
2. Every morning when I put little buddy down for his 9am nap I have this ongoing battle... do I use this time to be super productive and get stuff done while he's down.... or do I sneak in to my bed and let my tired self take a nap while the baby naps?
3. I still, nine months later have not sent out thank you cards for the baby gifts that I received. I know! I'm horrified. I had every intention of doing it while I was on maternity leave and then that didn't turn out to be the vacation that I thought it was going to be. So here I am nine months later life got busy and I still haven't written my thank you notes. What would you do? Would you still send them and just say that life got busy and that I suck but I'm so grateful for your kindness? Please share your thoughts.
4. I watch Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Home at night while I work. I know, I know. Seriously. I'm not proud of it. But in all fairness I'm actually impressed that Tori Spelling turned out as well as she did... because honestly she had all signs of being a train wreck.... but she's married and a mama and the show is strangely fascinating.
5. Right now I have 13 voicemails waiting to be checked on my cell phone... sometimes it seems like such a chore. I guess I have to be in the mood to check my voicemail and apparently I'm not in the mood right now.

